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Nigel No Friends
A co-worker migrated the last user off our old BlackBerry Enterprise Server, Barry. "Barry to be renamed to Nigel-No-Friends", was the announcement. (Non Australian readers should look at the Urban...
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In order to sell hamburgers
McDonald’s has been selling their “Grand Angus” burger here, it’s made from Angus Beef. Not to be outdone, the Hungry Jack’s chain (it’s the Australian Burger King) retaliated with the Angry Angus: The...
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“I might be able to beat this up into a very good yarn”
I was discussing the poor state of print media journalism, the other day over a drink, with one of the blokes that I work with. Since it’s Christmas and all, here’s a Nicholson animation movie which...
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“No, you can’t upgrade Internet Explorer 6″
In a week when one of our customer’s senior management team said “No, we’re not upgrading Internet Explorer 6, we’re waiting for Internet Explorer 8 in Windows 7” A user rings up and tells me “Google...
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Windows 7 TV Ads – Back to the past?
If you’re going to advertise your computer operating system on TV, it’s a good idea if the software being displayed is current. And not take a shortcut because you’ll think no one will ever notice....
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YouTube: What Have The Unions Ever Done For Us?
Oh, it’s a rip-off of the Monty Python Life of Brian scene “What have the Romans ever done for us?”, but I still like it. Related posts: It’s only a wafer thin change Some random WORK-related YouTube...
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So you think you’re funny.
Those bunch of funsters over at Microsoft Education have found a way to measure humour as a job competency. It makes me want to barf. Level 1: Basic Level 2: Intermediate Level 3: Advanced Level 4:...
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“The Diary of a Microsoft Marketing Man”
Must remember not to have a mouthful of coffee while reading one of Phil Factor’s blog posts: The Diary of a Microsoft Marketing Man I woke up, in a ‘one stop’ process requiring a subtle paradigm...
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Nice work if you can get it.
(The Australian Newspaper, Online Edition, 30th June 2010) Related posts: Nice toasty laptop skin. It’s got a nice rear end – WordPress 2.7 What? WindowsUpdate doesn’t work with a non-activated...
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It’s only a wafer thin change
“???” Was the response. Not old enough to remember, or know about Monty Python. Of course, a “wafer thin” IT system change, often isn’t. “Wafer thin” comes from the Monty Python “Meaning of Life”...
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And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women
Related posts: When women think of … Dear Europcar, if you want my feedback, you should make it easy. International Women’s Day 2010 YARPP powered by AdBistroPowered by
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“We did Chucky, we did.”
If you’re of a certain age in Australia, you’ll recognise the title from a series of television advertisements for Telecom Australia’s Mobilenet cell phone network. It features a big-talking American...
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I am not a “Trekkie”, so I don’t want to see your
cool Android Phaser application. It only reinforces your nerdiness… I’d respect you a bit more if you had a coffee cup with this on it: (sadly, the company which makes these is no longer around)....
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Cheap Daewoo Nubira Wagon – Paintwork could use some work.
(as seen in a Melbourne CBD carpark – Thursday) Related posts: Cheap Dell computers. Still a pack of cheap bastards Live and Work In The USA – no but I YARPP powered by AdBistroPowered by
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Comedians I missed this year at the 2014 Melbourne International Comedy...
These comedians are on my list for next year: Cam Knight Celia Pacquola Jennifer Wong Sonia Di Ioria Rose Callaghan Lana Schwarcz Hayley Brennan Beau Stegmann Alexis Simmonds (unless I can catch them...
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Google Geek Humour
Do you mean recursion? Yes, I mean recursion: ASCII Art Related posts: ASCII Art Sometimes Google leads you to different places 4 favourite Google search tips Powered by YARPP.
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Sometimes search assist doesn’t work that great.
I was searching for the coffee chart here, and I started typing hot co, and I got these suggestions from DogPile Image search Related posts: 4 favourite Google search tips Chip and Charge – Great...
View Article“Guys it’s not a build a bear workshop over here”
It’s crazy I can be told I look too fat, too skinny, too plastic, too old, wearing too much makeup, not enough makeup, boobs too big, butt not big enough, too pale, hair too blonde, not blonde enough...
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